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Monday, June 2nd, 2008
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5:44 pm - Weird doe
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Honestly. I really can't bunderstand Hester at times.
Now I know I am the first to have a good old moan about our two foots. I mean, they have their faults, and many of them, but on the whole I'm glad they're my two foots.
They do give lovely back and shoulder massages and never tire of kissing me and telling me what a bunderful, handsome bunny I am - really what is there to complain about?! And there's nothing better than a good snuggle next to a two-foot while they stroke my lovely soft silky coat. And I even enjoy it when they pick me up and take me for a walk around the flat - I like getting the two-foot view on life! Oh yes, and you know when you're losing your coat in the summer and it's all itchy? Well, they do a great job of plucking it all out and giving me a good scratch. Oh and of course, two-foots taste great - I can sit and lick them all day!
But Hester! Hester hates it. She hates, hates, hates all of it! She won't let a two-foot near her. As soon as they touch her she runs off. And they can't even contemplate picking her up. They can't groom her or pluck her fur, so we always worry that she's going to swallow too much fur. She grunts at them all the time, even when they give us our dinner, which quite frankly I think is simply bad manners! And, horror of horrors, she even confided in me yesterday that she wishes she was an outdoor bun so she could avoid having to see the two-foots so much!
What is wrong with her? She's a complete weirdo. She really doesn't realise what she's missing out on. Are all does like this or have I got a faulty one?
current mood:  aggravated
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| Tuesday, May 27th, 2008
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6:04 pm - yet another example of the weakness and uselessness of two-foots
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Well, just when we were getting our hopes up that Mummy was actually going to record our Bunny Tunes songs (we even heard her practicing and she's been on the pooter for ages looking for backing tracks), today she appears to have lost her voice. She has absolutely no voice whatsoever, just a squeek and a terrible ugly sounding cough. Honestly, what on earth can she have done with it? These two foots are so forgetful and so careless - fancy losing something as important as your voice at such a crucial time!
If anybun's seen our Mum's voice please could they send it back to her so we can get on with our recording?
current mood: aggravated
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| Wednesday, May 21st, 2008
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6:05 pm - Our May hollyday
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| Tuesday, May 20th, 2008
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9:06 pm - The carrot vandal
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Well you will be pleased to hear I have pulled myself out of the duldrums and am feeling much better today.
We think we have discovered why our carrots aren't growing. We have been watching out of the window and today we saw the culprit. A horrible big fat ugly meow hops over the wall and digs in EGGSACTLY the place where our carrots are sposed to be growing!
What can we do to punish this horrible carrot ruining vandal?
current mood: enraged
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| Sunday, May 18th, 2008
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7:01 pm - not much carrot success
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Ooooh dear. We have not been good buns with our journal recently. We simply are quite busy buns recently....
Well I say busy. I have been feeling a little low recently. Decidedly middle aged one might say. I am not feeling very sociable these days, and prefer the comfort of my vet bed to sitting in the lively room with the family. Hester, on the other hand is bouncing all over the place - it's really quite draining.... Mummy says when the sun comes out again I'll be feeling better....
I tell you something that would make me feel better. Seeing some results from our carrot crop. Not a single sprouting so far - not one! We think Mummy most have done it WRONG!
Moab x
current mood:  depressed
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| Wednesday, April 30th, 2008
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6:02 pm - Bored bunnies??!!
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We're back! Hester finally managed to save up enough gold coins by foregoing her parsley every day for the last two weeks, in order to buy us a new pooter cable.
We have some alarming news to report. We overheard the two-foots talking about their hollyday in the summer. We were getting soooooo eggs-cited coz they are going to visit our grand-two-foots, Grannie Annie and Grandad Rob in France. We have visited Grannie Annie many times in this country, but we've never been to their burrow in France, and we were soooo much looking forward to it - maybe we could discover our true Frenchie roots!
The we overheard the following bombshell: "what about the buns?" "we're going to have to find some bunny bored-ing". THEN, she spoke to another two-foot on a ringy thing and came back looking dubious, saying "do you think they'd be OK in a garage?".
Well I can tell you, NO WE WOULD NOT!!!! We don't want to be bored! We are used to being constantly entertained with amusing two-foot antics and high quality toys. Of course we'll be bored in a garage, and cold too, or possible too hot. I fail to bunderstand why we can't go to France. I REALLY don't like the sound of this bored-ing.
Somebun has to help us - how can we stop them making us bored bunnies?
current mood:  distressed
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| Saturday, April 19th, 2008
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9:48 am - Hester is a destructificator
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I'm kind of proud and kind of cross with Hester.
She's been after it for weeks and finally this week she got her chance. Seeing Mummy on the computer, she managed to destract her by knocking over the litter tray, then seeing her chance, made a beeline for the computer wire and chewed right through it! There was a disconcerting sizzle and an unpleasant smell of burnt whiskers, but this didn't put her off, she just kept on munching!
Now, whilst I would normally always advocate a good chew, especially if this inconveniences the two-foots as much as possible. This does mean that we have been unable to be online all week, and goodness knows when we will be next!
We've treated ourselves to a mini-break this weekend and are staying with Grannie Annie, where I've quickly snuck onto the pooter to let you know we may not be around much til the lazy and stingy two-foots can be bothered to buy us a new wire. But I'd better go now- for some reason they're not too happy with us being around pooter at the moment...
Moab xx
current mood:  mischievous
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| Sunday, April 13th, 2008
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5:02 pm - Saved for a rainy day
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We've had a very constructive day.
Mummy has kept us entertained all day: we watched her put the washing out, watched it dry, saw Mummy check it to see if it's ready, decided it needs a bit longer, then saw it get rained on, then watched it dry, get rained on, dry, be checked by Mummy to see if it's nearly dry, get rained on and finally, be brought into the living room to drip in puddles on the floor!
Not only this, but, inspired by Maddie's brilliant song, we have written our very own song! We are very proud! We are still a bit unsure about how we are going to record it - we need to get hold of a microphone and a recording thingy (we bunder if our pooter will do this) and we think it would be better if we can find a P and O too. So we still have lots to do!
We are going to go and chew the wet washing now...
current mood:  creative
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| Friday, April 11th, 2008
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5:49 pm - The REALLY BIG black monster!
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| Saturday, April 5th, 2008
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10:57 am - what a rude buck!
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I must just tell you what Moab did...
I was happily enjoying a little rest in our bedroom, when Moab decided he needed a drink. Instead of politely asking me to move my bottom just a little bit in order to allow him free access to the water bottle, he simply STOOD ON TOP OF ME and proceeded to drip water all over my freshly groomed coat!
He is SUCH a rude buck!
We have some visitors coming this weekend and the doe visitor is allergic to buns! We are waiting until she arrives to shed our big thick winter coats.... he he he!
current mood: enraged
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| Monday, March 31st, 2008
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8:59 pm - Is she cheating on us?
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We are worried our Mum is betraying us.
Recently she has been coming home, later than normal and smelling slightly funny - we don't recognise the smell at all, it's definitely another animal, but we can't quite work out if it's a bun. Although she tries to hide it by dusting herself off at the front door, we can't help but notice some strands of hay on her trousers. And worst of all..... We caught her sneaking some of OUR carrots out of the burrow today!
We can't work out what's going on. It's all very confoosiling.
current mood: jealous
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| Friday, March 28th, 2008
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5:54 pm - Some holly-day snaps
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| Sunday, March 16th, 2008
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11:17 am - Abundoned!
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Well, we thought we were getting a big treat yesterday afternoon when Mummy and Daddy gave us a HUGE bowl of food and greens and an extra helping of hay before heading out for the evening! Well, of course, we tucked in and gobbled it all up and then waited for the two-foots to return and give us our bedtime snack.
..... well, we're still waiting.......
It's now nearly half past eleven in the morning and still no sign. We're really hungry! Where are those stupid two-foots? How dare they abundon us like this!
current mood:  hungry
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| Friday, March 14th, 2008
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5:45 pm
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Hello Everybun!
We haven't posted for a while, but quite frankly, it's been a boring couple of weeks. Our Mum has started her new job werking with kit two-foots who have to sit in chairs with wheels to get around coz their legs don't werk properly. So that means less day time play for us, and it's been raining lots so even when Mummy is home we haven't wanted to go out in the garden.
The only exciting thing that has happened is we got to try a funny thing called a banana! We weren't too sure at first oz it's all squishy and not crunchy like our other fruit and veg, but we gobbled it up anyway and this evening we got some MORE!
We have heard a rumour that we might go on a hollyday for Eeeeester, so let's keep our ears crossed for that!
Moab and Hester xx
current mood:  bored
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| Saturday, March 1st, 2008
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12:21 pm - Mysterious two-foot logic
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Our Mum has been off werk for the last month.
Mummy likes being off werk coz she has more time to do all the important things in life that need doing and doesn't have to deal with all the stress and polly-ticks that werk brings.
Daddy likes it when Mummy is off werk coz she cooks him nice (weird) two-foot food, makes sure the burrow is clean and tidy and is generally in a better mood.
Most importantly WE like it when Mummy's off werk coz we get fussed all day long, can go out in the garden whenever we want and get extra treats.
So on the whole, everyone is much happier when Mummy's off werk.
So can somebun explain to us WHY ON EARTH Mummy's going back to werk on Monday? Stomp!
current mood: disappointed
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| Thursday, February 28th, 2008
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4:11 pm - Die-son defeated by bunnies
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A few months ago the two-foots got a new vacuum monster called Die-son. This vacuum monster says on it's box that it's a specialist in eating pet hair and the "slogan" written on it's side says "others clog, ours don't".
Well, Mummy brough Die-son out today and half way through it choked and stopped werking and there was a horrible burning smell. She looked suspiciously at us, but we were on the other side of the baby gate so couldn't bite it's tail. She poked and prodded it for about half an hour and eventually discovered the cause.
It was clogged. Well and truly. With what? Yes you guessed it! BUNNY FLUFF!!!!!
Yes! We defeated the Die-son and they said we couldn't do it! We rock!
current mood:  jubilant
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| Monday, February 25th, 2008
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9:21 am - The ultimate insult
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We had a nice weekend with our Daddy this weekend as Mummy went away to sing in Canterbury Kathydrall. Daddy is so much easier to con out of extra food - he he he!
When Mummy came back, after a nice stroke, she looked at me critically and said I was looking "tubby"! Can you believe it?! I am NOT tubby, I'm a growing girl. It's simply that my tummy is growing faster than the rest of me.
Humph.
current mood: infuriated
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| Friday, February 22nd, 2008
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10:45 am - Friday's LIA investygayshon
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Our Mummy is very kind and thoughful. She went to a place called eye-kee-her yesterday and bought us some luverly wicker boxes to chew! Stupidly, she's put them in the living room where we only go when the two-foots are around and even more stupidly, she has filled them with THEIR stuff! I mean, if she'd thought it through more obviously the clever thing to do would be to put them in our bedromm and leave them empty so we can climb into them!
Even better, we reckon if we jump up onto the boxes, we might be able to reach the wires of the smellyvision! So today's LIA mission for us to to reach those wires and chew right through them so the two-foots can't watch all that rubbish on TV and must give us more attention.
First step, know your enemy - so I gave those boxes a good chew and of course, werked out suitable eggs-cape routes.
Second step, important to check out the contents, followed by a good rest - one can't do this all in one go you understand.
Now, I feel Hester deserves a speshal award for bravery at this point. She managed to get onto the first box, but as we all know, sometimes LIA agents must face danger and risk of injury in order to accomplish the mission. (no harm done, but it did make her sneeze...)
Finally - persistance pays off! And what did I get for my troubles? Well, unceromoniously lifted down and those stupid lids got propped back up again! Back to square one ....
current mood:  accomplished
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| Wednesday, February 20th, 2008
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8:13 am - Dreeeeems
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When Mummy got up this morning she made an unusually big fuss of me and gave me lots of snuggles and treats.
Turns out she'd had a dreem where they had to give me away to another two-foot and in her dreem she was crying hysterically and when she woke up she was ACTUALLY crying!
Strange behaviour...
current mood:  mellow
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| Monday, February 18th, 2008
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6:16 pm - Body double needed
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